Thursday, January 29, 2009

CODE RAINBOW: TYRA ATTACKING

Please, for the love of god, will someone save me form Tyra Banks. There is an ANTM marathon on Bravo right now and that means that it has officially played on every channel EVER! CW, My20 or whatever, MTV, VH1, Oxygen, AND Bravo. Please, someone, end my suffering.

Tyler Perry continued. . .

I would like to thank my roommates for directing me to this video... apparently I am not the only one who feels this way about Tyler Perry:

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Tyler Perry

So, this may be blasphemous because Im half black or something but I dont know that I like Tyler Perry. His show house of payne (is that right?) had a quite homophobic episode... also he's really concided. All of his movies are "Tyler Perry's...."
"Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail"
"Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion"
"Tyler Perry's Madea is my excuse to dress in drag and still pretend I'm Straight"

And on that note let me go add "Tyler Perry's The Family that Preys" to my netflix.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Fuck grad school

What the fuck, man!? I was in my first tuesday of this semester... and apparently there was all this shit I was supposed to do already. Before classes start?!? what the fuck, man?!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Dear SAG

So the Screen Actors Guild Awards were on last night, which I missed because I was at work which last night happened to including being told to "mind your fucking business" and had to call the state trooper.

Anywho, I would like to applaud you on getting a few things right like the obvious pick: Heath Ledger as best supporting actor.
But I would also like to thank you for doing the right thing when the Golden Globes didn't: Best Lead Actor- Sean Penn (in Milk) and Best Lead Actress- Meryl Streep (in Doubt).

Kid Rock

I dont get you. Or Nickleback. Please let me know when you guys will come out with actual new songs, not just new words.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

RZA

So... im sitting here at work and I signed on to myspace and saw a picture of RZA... blech. Im not a fan. And I have one reason and one reason alone. . . American Gangster. Ok so, according to IMDB and common sense, American Gangster takes place in the 70's... excuse me 1970's (some may confuse it with the 1670's). Anywho so RZA's character, Moses Jones (REALLY?) is theoretically a man in 1970 whatever. Ok, now according to Wikipedia Wu Tang Clan was formed in 1991 (which even if it's wrong it can't be by 20 years). So technically this Moses fellow was in the 1970s far before Wu Tang ever existed... so WHY ON EARTH did he have the infamous W tattoo on his arm in the movie... I mean REALLY? Its on his scrawny arm and relatively small. You cant cover that shit up? What could a W mean for a man named Moses ... is it for "women" so he could prove his heterosexuality. Im sure thats it.

Hayden Panatierre?

Hopefully my videos will upload. Its not working on facebook or youtube so Im hoping it will work here? I went to the inauguration and sat 1 person away from hayden panatierre but she didnt move like the entire time! I did however sneak a couple of videos of her. I pretended to shoot the crowds and snuck a little shot of her... however she is curled in a ball protecting herself from the cold. Some of you may not believe me, but isnt this quite a random thing to make up? You be the judge.

* I will add the other video once I get home from work where I have them on my computer. There were problems with it that I did not see until I got to work