Ouch Charlie... that really hurt! (imagine british accent)

So this has nothing to do with that adorable video BUT it does have to do with charlie..... horses. Im working at the shelter last night doing my overnight. Im exhausted from a long day so it shouldnt be a problem to get to sleep. I pass out and wake up at 245 and am sweating profusely(?). I hop off the bed which is about 3 feet off the ground (just a tad bit too high). I go and I turn the space heater on and then casually try to hop back on the bed. HOLY SHIT! I pushed off with my left leg and got a charlie horse. Each charlie horse I get is the worst one ever... this fucking SUCKED. It hurt so bad. I was rubbing it and I could feel the knot in my leg it was awful. THe pain was just about to stop when i laid down and slightly elevated my leg and BAM it hit me again. More agonizing pain! It was hell on the bed I swear. I finally make it back to sleep only to wake up with a limp and tremendous pain my my left calf...

So, I say: Fuck science. This is just to damn painful to not be deliberate. Im actually a little worried that God is doing this because Im not a believer. BUt, he/she/it/they are so wrong! I believe there is a God, absolutely. Im just not really into that whole organized religion thing. So I beg you God, see the good in me and spare me from more pain. That Charlie horse was just on top of the pile of shittyness that has been my life lately. I ask you karma... please stop collecting and start working for me! PLEASE... no more Charlie horses.

thanks

What does Dr even mean anymore?

So, the way I see it is, if you are a college professor you should be able to speak properly... ESSPECIALLY if you are a Dr. I should never have better grammar than you and constantly correct you in my head when you speak. I understand you have all this experiance or whatever. But, I find it hard to take you seriously when you create words like acultration... you missed a letter which is an entire syllable ... WHAT THE HELL!?

LOVE IT!!!!

The comeback of my fav.