Ok so

Alrighty... im really trying to get on this regular posting thing and Im really working hard at it. Today I think is gonna be a long one.
First I will talk about what happened today in my Groups and Families class. A group made a presentation about a group they created, it was a support group for teen mothers. All the class members where given a character to play in the role play and it was scripted. I was assigned the role of a 17 year old mother of her second child. I was to respond to the character our professor was playing when she asked a question.

Here is what my script said:

"Please respond when Dr. ---- asks her question with the following statement:
- I do too. It happened when I had my son, it's no big deal"

So keep in mind I have absolutely NO CLUE what I am responding to but simply that I have to respond to that. So, finally Dr. ---- is up and Im ready with my answer and I hear this come out of he:
" I have hemorrhoids and-"
I immediately cut her off with:
"OH MY GOD, what! I hate you guys"

So not only was I slutty mcgee of the class but I had hemorrhoids..... AWESOME. It took me 15 minutes to stop laughing before I could say my one brief line. I know they assigned that to me on purpose... aholes.



ok... so on to part 2.. 1st is a video from last weekends SNL that made me cry I laughed so hard... maybe because Im lame but Im sure its because it was funny (keep in mind i SUCK at html and Im just copying and pasting and hoping for the best):


http://www.hulu.com/watch/67442/saturday-night-liv...

Nashville airport blog

So here I sit in the nasvhille international? Airport and they have all these country stars making annoncements and shit.... One of which is that Nashville is the Athens of the south. Now I get it you mean the Greek Athens.... You guys have a few art museums.... fine. But there is an Athens, georgia soooooo I say fail.



Ps thanksnto whoever is follwing me besides becky I have 2 whole followers.... Holy crap. Now let me find of who it is!

So here I sit

At field aka internship. Its early as shit. I saw the watchmen premier last night at midnight... AWESOME! I saw more blue penii in that movie than i hope to ever see in my life. But it was a great movie indeed. As a result, however, I only got about 3 hours of sleep. Which blows because I have work immediately after this. So, I come in and the women in the cubicle next to me asks how I am and I say tired... she says "yeah you look tired." Why do people say that! I mean, I know this whole thing has been discussed numerous times but seriously. In my opinion tired is just another way of saying like shit. Think about it, what are the symptoms of tired? Slow, frumpy, frazzled, not put together.... like shit.
Whatever, i dont care.

BUT! Not even a man falling crossing 50 on his bike and running into a snow mound then immediately falling face first (and back tire in the air) will make this day brighter!!! I just thought it was sad. Boy I cant wait to sleep. But I do get to work with one of my favorite people tonight so hopefully it wont be TOOOO bad.

Ouch Charlie... that really hurt! (imagine british accent)

So this has nothing to do with that adorable video BUT it does have to do with charlie..... horses. Im working at the shelter last night doing my overnight. Im exhausted from a long day so it shouldnt be a problem to get to sleep. I pass out and wake up at 245 and am sweating profusely(?). I hop off the bed which is about 3 feet off the ground (just a tad bit too high). I go and I turn the space heater on and then casually try to hop back on the bed. HOLY SHIT! I pushed off with my left leg and got a charlie horse. Each charlie horse I get is the worst one ever... this fucking SUCKED. It hurt so bad. I was rubbing it and I could feel the knot in my leg it was awful. THe pain was just about to stop when i laid down and slightly elevated my leg and BAM it hit me again. More agonizing pain! It was hell on the bed I swear. I finally make it back to sleep only to wake up with a limp and tremendous pain my my left calf...

So, I say: Fuck science. This is just to damn painful to not be deliberate. Im actually a little worried that God is doing this because Im not a believer. BUt, he/she/it/they are so wrong! I believe there is a God, absolutely. Im just not really into that whole organized religion thing. So I beg you God, see the good in me and spare me from more pain. That Charlie horse was just on top of the pile of shittyness that has been my life lately. I ask you karma... please stop collecting and start working for me! PLEASE... no more Charlie horses.

thanks

What does Dr even mean anymore?

So, the way I see it is, if you are a college professor you should be able to speak properly... ESSPECIALLY if you are a Dr. I should never have better grammar than you and constantly correct you in my head when you speak. I understand you have all this experiance or whatever. But, I find it hard to take you seriously when you create words like acultration... you missed a letter which is an entire syllable ... WHAT THE HELL!?

LOVE IT!!!!

The comeback of my fav.

CODE RAINBOW: TYRA ATTACKING

Please, for the love of god, will someone save me form Tyra Banks. There is an ANTM marathon on Bravo right now and that means that it has officially played on every channel EVER! CW, My20 or whatever, MTV, VH1, Oxygen, AND Bravo. Please, someone, end my suffering.